I’ve Named my Alarm Clock URGHHH

Bridget — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:03:21 +0000

So I’ve officially named my alarm clock URGHHH, for that is the noise I produce whenever I hear it.

There are a few reasons I hate my alarm clock.

1) It’s flaky
You see, sometimes URGHHH is in a bad mood, and sometimes URGHHH is in a good mood. When URGHHH is in a good mood, it will wake me up with I Get Around. When URGHHH is in a bad mood, it will wake me up with… this.

2) It likes to confuse me
As you can see in the picture, URGHHH has a lot of buttons. Some of which will make the screamo stop, whilst some of which will not only make it continue, or make it louder, but also make it turn on and not be able to stop until I unplug URGHHH. And at 6:30 in the morning, with blurry, tired eyes and weary fingers, accidental button pressing happens. A lot.

3) You can change time with this thing. Or at least, what you think time is.
Once again, as the thing has so many buttons, more than once have I accidentally changed the time instead of changing the alarm time, and woken up late, early, or really really late. URGHHH!

Maybe I’ll just stick with Cell.

Make Me Some Babies Please

Bridget — Sun, 09 May 2010 06:26:17 +0000

So I’ve officially found the best website that has ever been created. Have you ever wanted to see what it would look like if you and your boyfriend had a baby? How about Zac Efron and a velociraptor? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Welcome to Make Me Babies.com, where you can pair up two pictures and see what their offspring would look like. The thing is, for me at least, it was pretty scarily accurate! I could see some features of both pictures in the child’s face. Let me give you some lovely examples.

Here’s a lovely picture of Barney and Zac Efron’s offspring. Even though this one was more of a joke, you can see similarity on the facial shape, as well as the eyes a little as well (on Barney’s part). Let’s try a more serious one now.

Here’s what it would look like if Zac Efron and I had a baby. You can see a lot of me in the picture actually. The nose is mine, and the eyes are mine (eye colour too) as well as the skin tone (even though Zac and I are similar when it comes down to paleness).

I think the one thing that is especially funny is the fact that all the babies have this really serious death stare face going on, like now that’s alive, it’s ready to kill. Just sayin’.

So there you have it. Isn’t that awesome? Go check out makemebabies.com for all your baby making needs!

Facebook vs. Gmail ROUND ONE! DING DING!

Bridget — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:13:30 +0000

So sorry there was no post yesterday. I wrote something, but it didn’t save or upload or anything (for a weird, alien reason). :/ SO HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE TODAY YAAAAY. It’s a…
QUICKIE!

So today I decided to try and clean out my inbox as I never do (I’m lazy, okay?). I thought, “Hey, the smartest thing to do would to type in Facebook on the little search emails bar, and then delete all of those first. That way I can get rid of those before I have to actually sort though the actual emails”.
So I do it. And this is what I find. (You are going to want to click v That v Picture to enlarge it).

DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU #&*#@en SEE THAT? 1-20 out of THOUSANDS. THOOOOOOOUSANDS. Like, after 999+ G-Mail basically said, “SCREW THIS!” and just put Thousands in there. OH MY GOD FACEBOOK WTH.